Campag = rare and expensive bike parts, once used many years ago by the Pro peloton, and spoken about in hushed tones by old-timers, which also helped pay for the LBS owner’s Porsche.
Checkers = a hill outside of Adelaide that is, like everything else in Adelaide, a lot smaller than it’s hyped up to be.
Cipo = a mythical creature who once ruled Europe, said to have the ability to impregnate women simply by staring at them
Monocoque = a single male with an unhealthy and unnatural interest in carbon fibre technology.
Rickshaw (Mark) = a two wheel vehicle used to carry short grumpy English tourists to the front of a race.