Had to post this reply from Mike about - HOW 2... LOOK LIKE A DICK!
"I liked that blog about the dick on the princess, he must a serious amount of cash to blow on a bike, Thanks to his shoes and sunnies his clothing would have cost him over a grand alone. A finding a princess that looks that bad wouldn't be easy. At least Valverde got paid a lot of money to ride a bike that ugly. It would cost over $20k to look that bad. But I would have the wheels and the shoes since they are pretty much the lightest pair on the market, I just wouldn't wear them riding that bike" - Mike G