The day we have to attend a lunch allegedly in your honor, at a location not of our choosing, to eat not our favorite meal. The day we receive gifts we neither wanted nor needed or could possibly be seen in public wearing. The day our favorite pass time of lounging on the couch drinking beers, watching TV, and having a nap all afternoon will defiantly no be on the agenda.
SO FARK IT! We'll be escaping the house to spent a few precious hours of OUR day doing our favorite hobby; riding, staring at our middle aged mates sweaty arse's, talking shit about nothing in particular.
Come for a beach run, have a brew and your favorite mid morning snack, before resuming your pre-arranged itinerary of celebratory Daddy day tasks.
MEET 8.00AM - HINDMARSH SQ
ANZAC HWY - OUTER HARBOR - GLENELG FOR COFFEE
(Route re shuffle to enable the whipped ones to peel off and get home on time for lunch)
